Lies! We all know you actually ARE one. It’s a reverse-doublebluff!
yeah you caught me, for the past week i’ve been feeling less like a supreme turd and an unmitigated fartlord garbageperson and more like a person who looks in the mirror and says “wow holy shit i am a hilarious and erudite motherfucker”
— me, to me (and also you <3)
i’m like tinkerbell
without the approval of internet strangers i wither away and die
note to my new followers: I only cosplay as a cool/funny person