derekvonevil replied to your post: ellieellieoxenfree replied to your post: oh…

That actually sounds a lot (okay, exactly) like most of my interactions with my friend Karl. I think it’s less creepy if I repeatedly tell him that it’s not creepy in a hoarse whisper the entire time. But in my defence, he has astonishingly good skin

where is your friend karl. find him. we must go to him and caress his face with our hands.