instead of venturing into the nightmarish hellscape of The Outdoors or constructing meaningful experiences with friends who like us and think we’re cool let’s all stay in and play youtube videos of puppies howling and watch our dogs go bananas

oh no this one has a squeakyball!!!!

lol this stupid dog is totally mindphreak’d!

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reblog and post ur dog!

let’s all distract ourselves from the intolerable torturous realities of everyday living with tumblr detritus until our meatbodies are numbed and our minds can’t comprehend pain no more! lol!!!!!