every time i see someone i like reblog something of mine im just like
yes
ive pleased you
July 19th
6:31 PM
6:31 PM
Audio Meme
by Sarah!
AUDIO MEME (BY READING THIS YOU ARE HEREBY AGREEING NEVER TO MENTION THE PART WHERE I PRETEND TO BE A 20’S RADIO ANNOUNCER TOO LATE NO TAKEBACKS)
The Questions:
- What is your name?
- How old are you?
- Where are you currently living?
- What is your favorite color?
- Choose a random book and read a quick passage from it.
- What is the story behind your URL?
- Pronounce the following words: GIF, crey, polka dots, Tumblr, Swag, Crackerjack, Doorknob, LOL, Gpoy, Papaya, Penthouse, Bestiality, Subtext, Smile
- When is your birthday?
- What was the last thing you drank?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Eat a banana slug or lick a cow’s butt? Be a shark or an elephant? Be a wizard or a vampire?
- Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want. (oops, forgot this one!)
my life goal is to trick people into thinking im funny until i can figure out how to trick them into thinking im attractive
don’t say nice things to me because i will fall in love with you and die
my entire existence is based off of my love for fierce female tv show characters
You and me both, T-Rex.
February 13th
11:32 PM
11:32 PM
About me.
Came home to find that I have a few new followers, so I thought I’d write up a little introductory post.
First off, hi! Welcome!
My name is Sarah, and I’m a nerdy Canadian twentysomething doing my best to be a kind, open-minded, and rational human being. I am in a fictional relationship with fictional relationships. I’m pretty ridiculous.
This is a fannish blog, so expect overuse of all caps and exclamation marks and very little personal stuff. Personal stuff is fine, but I rarely venture my opinion unless asked for it. I read a lot of books, watch a lot of tv, and play a lot of video games, and mostly post about those last two items.
I’m a really friendly person and love talking to people about whatever, so come at me with asks, etc. If you ask me my opinion about any facet of video games I will blather for hours though, be warned. Said blathering is basically my only contribution to fandom(s), as I have no artistic talent (but am in awe of those who do) and am too riddled with neuroses to ever let anyone see my writing. So I mainly just reblog/comment on stuff I’m into.
My username is from a quote by Stanley Kubrick and sounds really dumb out of context from that quote, but it’s too late to change it now and also I don’t really care that much.
Thanks for stopping by!
"After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing into your mouth and watch whatever is on Netflix instant. And on weekends, you try to psych yourself up to go out at night but then you realize you are just so damn tired and Netflix instant sounds awesome. And there’s all that driving and like, having to wear pants."
— “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks)
January 26th
12:29 PM
12:29 PM
Unwritten Self-Help Books that Could Have Really Helped Me Last Week | The Hairpin
What to Say When Your Sophisticated and Well-Traveled Boss Asks What You Did Last Weekend, and All You Did Was Drink Wine and Weep While Watching YouTube Videos of Dogs Greeting Soldiers Coming Home From War
So You See Someone You Sort of Know Sitting At the Bar, But You Don’t Want to Talk to Them: What Now?
How to Seamlessly Integrate an Imaginary Boyfriend Into Your Social Circle
Coming to Terms With Your Imaginary Boyfriend’s Libertarian Politics
What Are We Going to Do About This? [book touches a lock of your hair]
10 Ways to Meet Your Soul Mate by Sitting Quietly on Your Couch
It’s like Elizabeth Baird is peering into my soul.
