I'm Sarah and things that I like include feminism, video games, television, (web)comics and having excessively fervent emotions about fictional characters. Mostly that last one.
August 2nd
11:28 PM

sometimeisbetterthannotime replied to your post: note to my new followers: I only cosplay as a…

Lies! We all know you actually ARE one. It’s a reverse-doublebluff!

yeah you caught me, for the past week i’ve been feeling less like a supreme turd and an unmitigated fartlord garbageperson and more like a person who looks in the mirror and says “wow holy shit i am a hilarious and erudite motherfucker”

— me, to me (and also you <3)

July 31st
11:31 PM

nauticalacronym reblogged your post: ellieellieoxenfree: mutableman replied to…

1886… Wait… Elliot?

ok now THAT is a well-spotted reference. *tucks u in and kisses the tippy-top of ur head*

July 22nd
4:08 PM

bratalie replied to your audio post: Click to download AUDIO MEME (BY READING THIS YOU…

Oh god do I love your rant on gif! LOL!

it is my solemn duty to educate the masses re: the correct pronunciation.

I am the high prophet of gif.

July 20th
11:17 PM

derekvonevil replied to your post: ellieellieoxenfree replied to your post: oh…

That actually sounds a lot (okay, exactly) like most of my interactions with my friend Karl. I think it’s less creepy if I repeatedly tell him that it’s not creepy in a hoarse whisper the entire time. But in my defence, he has astonishingly good skin

where is your friend karl. find him. we must go to him and caress his face with our hands.

10:55 PM

sometimeisbetterthannotime replied to your post: in the aftermath of horrific events like the…

For what it’s worth. I’m glad you’re doing it, that everyone is. It means happiness can still exist, that we will protect it and go on loving each other, no matter what. We can keep each other alive and give each other reasons to keep our heads up.

Thank you. <3

2:33 PM

ellieellieoxenfree replied to your post: oh christ, every time I see that post about bikers…

come cry against my soft bosom bb

derekvonevil replied to your post: the thing I find most makes me tempted to start…

Well that’s… not at all creepy. Just promise me I’m not going to hear on the news about how you kidnapped this poor actor and wore his skin as a coat. I’m not saying don’t do it, just take steps to ensure you’re not caught.

no no, you misunderstand me! I only want to reach out (tentatively, beguilingly) and touch his face with my hands and whisper “tell me your secrets my sweet prince” and then just in case the properties of his skin are transitive I would rub his face on my face and maybe also my boobs. See, it’s not creepy at all!

July 16th
10:48 PM

derekvonevil replied to your post: I watched Wall-E recently and that movie is…

This sounds like the greatest anime ever made.

yes, truly, I am the only poet left. u should all be brokenhearted that my vision will never be realized! my vision of cute robots having mental breakdowns!!!

July 5th
12:10 PM

a message from derekvonevil-deactivated2013041


I'm currently in the process of downloading like, every Archie comic. I think we may have a problem here.

I SERIOUSLY AM MAD ABOUT THIS! NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY READ THESE GODDAMN COMICS AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???????

July 3rd
4:41 PM

derekvonevil replied to your post: I really want to write one of those YA novels that…

Don’t worry, I’ve already stolen this idea. But the bad news is that it’s going to be so poorly written as to be unreadable. I’ve got to earn this url somehow.

I will excuse that as long as it is fanfiction about Betty and Veronica wising up and realizing that almost literally all of their problems could be solved by flipping Archie Andrews the bird and then smooching all up on each other.

June 25th
9:27 PM

a message from Anonymous


Oh my God your tags on that Tyzula post =( These ones are making me well up: #but azula doesn't know how to love and doesn't know how to trust #and she WANTS TO so desperately #but all she knows is fear and rage #and not even ty lee can undo the lessons that ozai taught

Oh anon, Azula/Ty Lee is one of my top Avatar OTPs but WOW is it ever a fucked up pairing!!

Azula is just so tragic.

I mean at first Azula seems like a total badass, the incredibly powerful uber-competent favoured child, but then the show makes her so much more complex than that. Shows us that her father built her into a dangerous and untrusting sociopath but also that she is broken and lonely and filled with fury

and I don’t think Ty Lee is blind to that, I think she fears Azula as much as she admires her, after all Azula is just as manipulative of and thoughtlessly cruel to Ty Lee as she is to everyone else, but even so she LOVES Azula, loves simply and wholeheartedly and without reservation. And Ty Lee is literally the only person we ever see Azula showing kindness to! Azula can’t love Ty Lee, but she does need her.

Ozai taught her to conflate love with fear and so the betrayal of everyone around her drives her mad because you should have feared me more really means you should have loved me more.

I don’t know if there was ever any hope for Azula

but if there was it was Ty Lee.

June 24th
12:21 PM

activeobserver replied to your post: I am housesitting for my parents this weekend so I…

OMG, I had no idea anybody else actually liked this movie! Thank you for all these posts you honestly made my day amazing.

thank you!! For all my harping on it I really do love Titan A.E. I mean the vhs tape I found was the one I watched over and over AND OVER in high school. It might be predictable and formulaic but it is fun and pretty and has cool characters and explosions and shit and I still feel some medium-style shame but what is tumblr if not a place to embarrass oneself on the internet?

talythiastarseeker replied to your post: oh my god. instead of hangovers I always wake up…

Hahaha, don’t worry about it, those posts were entertaining XD

Aw thanks Taly! I woke up this morning like ‘oh noooo why sarah get ahold of your life” but instead of losing all my followers I gained one?!? and people keep sending me nice messages??!!? idk man, just thank christ I had the wherewithal not to post the picture whose caption was simply “this ship looks like a buttplug.”

June 19th
7:48 PM

derekvonevil replied to your post: I was all set to FINALLY go see Prometheus but…

You could always do what I do in that situation: go see the movie by yourself and sit all alone in the theatre like an awkward weirdo. I lead a glamourous life, if there was ever any doubt.

I know I should do that but I just can never work up the nerve to see movies alone! I just really like making snarky comments about the previews and the post-movie discussion over coffee. I actually had a conversation about this the other day and the guy was like “you just gotta say ‘fuck it’ and go! Start slow with a matinee on a week day, that’s what I did a few weeks ago” and then his girlfriend leans in and goes “IT WAS A ROMCOM.”

June 17th
9:40 PM

derekvonevil replied to your post: Went to my little sister’s graduation yesterday…

Was he like a lanky 17 year old Thor, but a stoner? With long, greasy hair for to headbang with. And he wore a Led Zeppelin t-shirt and jeans that were all tore up to his graduation. That’s what I’m imagining anyway.

YEAH. Huge, long curly hair, facial hair, DEFINITELY a fun-loving stoner. He was wearing a grad gown but I would bet actual money that he was wearing a classic band tee under that thing. Basically the kind of kid I now wish I had been friends with in high school.

June 10th
11:58 PM

a message from talythiastarseeker


In return, who are your favourite computer/cyborg ladies? =D

oh gurl, you sure know the way to my heart!

Talkin ‘bout robot ladies is where my feminism and the transhumanist in me have a filthy threeway with my past as an english major and the result is a bloated self-indulgent word baby. Wow that is a weird metaphor, let’s all agree to ignore that and move on to these, my favourite female synthetic beings:

  • GLaDOS from the Portal series - oh man do I ever love GLaDOS. She is so cold and passive aggressive and manipulative and unintentionally hilarious. Literally my favourite thing about her is that she is a liar. She lies CONSTANTLY and it is THE BEST because at first you don’t realize she’s lying to you, you don’t even realize she’s anything other than an automated voice, but then her lies get more sinister and you start to realize the extent of her manipulations. And she doesn’t just manipulate you (well, Chell, but same diff) because it’s necessary to get you to keep testing, often she tells lies just to fuck with you. She just likes to fuck with your head, and that fact is so surprising and unexpected that it manages to be straight-up DELIGHTFUL. Lying and manipulation are her only real means of control. And then in the second game her manipulations are motivated more by revenge/spite, but the reveal about her formerly being Caroline adds yet another layer to her, and I could go on and on and ON about her arc throughout the second game and her relationship with Chell but I will restrain myself. GLaDOS is the villain (the most perfect villain of all time!!) but she is by no means evil. She was just programmed that way.
  • Rachael and Pris from Blade Runner - Blade Runner is one of my favourite sci fi movies, but woooow do the female replicants have a bummer of a time. Both Rachael and Pris are so tragic. Neither of them have ever had control over any part of their lives, and when they do gain some measure of control they are so lost that they immediately find someone who can tell them what to do. For Pris that person is Roy, but Rachael has no one to turn to but Deckard. She is part of a system that is so adept at stripping her autonomy away that she literally cannot handle having power over her own life and her own choices so she finds Deckard and gives that power to him. Aaaand I think we all remember what happens then. :( This movie is not exactly happy but it is a really awesome examination of the consequences of social control, particularly as it applies to women.
  • Number Six from Battlestar Galactica - primarily Caprica Six, but I love basically all iterations of Six. Actually I really like all the Cylons (BSG was great at creating complex and three dimensional antagonists, that’s for damn sure), but Six is my favourite. I mean yeah, she is basically responsible for genocide. But she is also heartbroken and isolated and trying to figure out which parts of her are real. Man, I’m due for a re-watch of this show.
  • Major Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell - I’ve written like 700 words on this before, but my favourite thing about Motoko is how she resolves her identity crisis: she doesn’t know who she is, so decides to make herself into something totally new. I really really love that she (the movie version of her anyways) isn’t sexualized—which is SUPER RARE for literally all cyborg/robot women—but is really brawny and has a fairly masculine face, and then in the end becomes a completely androgynous transcended being. The anime version is completely different, but in an equally excellent way; there’s (kind of, the metaphysics gets dense) less of a Cartesian mind/body duality in the show, and the Major specifically says she inhabits the body she does because she likes being female, because that specific model lines up with her innate sense of self. Her feminine exterior is a reflection of her feminine interior, and that’s not biological determinism, it’s a very specific choice she has made. In both cases Motoko refuses to be defined by outside forces and I love her for it. <3

Wow that is a lot of words. Is it obvious I like talking about fictional ladies? Now you know never to ask me questions (IM KIDDING I LOVE YOUR QUESTIONS TALY MORE QUESTIONS ALWAYS <3).  

June 8th
3:42 PM

derekvonevil replied to your post: Is it weird that instead of having sexual…

Yes, that is weird. But it’s also awesome!

well as you are the arbiter of stuff that is both awesome and weird I will take your word for it. I mean I do have sexual fantasies about celebrities because um hello Anna Torv is a person who exists, but mostly it’s really mundane stuff like walking my dog with Ryan Gosling or going on a motorcycle road trip with Katee Sackhoff and Tricia Helfer. idk i contain multitudes yo.